Corn dildos: a better alternative to an actual corn

Have you seen that YouTube video called “Angel’s Bonus Technique?” Yeah, the one with the grapefruit. If you haven’t, we hope that the rock you’re living under is cozy enough. If you have, you know precisely how well fruit and blowjobs go together. Let’s face it — we can still hear Angel’s sound effect.

Now, you know how you look at a box with two holes in it, and you immediately see it as a face? That’s an evolutionary remnant from our hunting days. Perhaps it has nothing to do with our past, but we experience a similar process when we see a piece of corn. There’s no denying it — it looks like a dick! Some of us use corn to be funny in front of our pals (hey, look at my yellow cock-a-doodle-doo), but others see actual pleasure in it. When you search for corn (not on Google),